cris: I'm so bored.
toria: so go home.
cris: I missed yesterday.
toria: why?
cris: because I was at the doctors..
toria: oh yeah, what'd they say?
cris: well they drew some blood and I got the test results back. I might be gay..
toria: omg..
cris: yeah it's pretty serious.
toria: what do we do?
cris: I say we have sex to save my sexuality.
toria: don't pull this shit on me again! I already fell for it once!
cris: hahahahahahaaha, gotchaa.
Oh and..
cris: MY MOM JUST HIT A FUCKING BUTTERFLY WITH HER CAR!!
I don't know why I labeled myself in that last one but I really was freaking out that she hit that little orange butterfly. I felt kind of bad. It was just minding its own business. Then BAM, green car.

p.s. I get my own record player.
!!!
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