Edito: because I have nothing to do.
Someone asked you for a kiss, you'd say?
What is your name
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
I'd say so
Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Avi Buffalo's free show at Fingerprints record store looong beeeach.
Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
Longer den ma bewbz
Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
I almost broke her car, no
Are you in the middle of texting someone?
I am actually
Would you tattoo someones name on you?
I regretfully considered it, on my ass
Have you smiled recently?
Yes, yes I have
What will you be doing this weekend?
Game tomorrow, show later in the day, lauren and grandparents on sunday
Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
Your guess was wrong you stereotypical whore.
Do you understand football?
Never will
Where is your mom right now?
Watching the news.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Normally do
Have you ever been around someone who was high or drunk?
I have
Do you know anybody that's changed into someone completely different?
I guess so, people do what they do. It happens
Are you happy with life at the moment?
Es fine
Do you love coffee?
I don't love it
Do you swear often?
Yes
Is the last person you texted a he or a she?
HESHE
What is the first thing you thought of this morning?
I have to fucking pee
Do you like anyone right now?
Meh, I queso
Do they go to your school?
Yes they do
How many drugs are in your system?
About twelve, right off the bat
If you were offered to smoke some weed right now would you accept?
No second question needed
Do you think it makes him weak if a guy cries?
It'd make him funnier than what he probably looks while sobbing
Do you know any one who committed suicide?
Oddly enough, yes
Are your fingernails painted?
Ussh, no
Have you ever seen the last person that text messaged you in person?
Yesterday
Do you like walking in the rain?
No, I don't like getting pneumonia
Do you know anyone who is bisexual?
It's sad that it exists, yes
How about gay or lesbian?
Of course, of course
Are you single or taken?
Semi-happily single
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
Under-roos, yeah
Where do you keep your money?
In my mouth
Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
In my mini refrigerator in my room, YOUNGMONEY, hahahahaha
Do you have strange dreams?
Every night
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
Noo
Would you ever take someone back after they cheated on you?
Nope
You never leave home without what?
Clothes.
You win two backstage passes to meet the Jonas Brothers, you?
BURN THEM.. or take a knife in and hide it in my boot.
Do you break things when you are mad?
Necks
Is good grammar attractive?
I think it is, but don't be a proper unnecessary dick, you can tell when someone's trying too hard.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
First rugby game tomorrow :/ nervous
Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?
It doesn't matter to me
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Obviously someone
When someone says "We need to talk", what runs through your mind?
After Oprah
eat shit.
ReplyDelete..AND LIVE!
ReplyDeleteHah, a little stereotypical,
but the church rave was entertaining.