I'm going to let you guess who is who in the conversation:

Someone just said tits mcgee and they all laughed. What is this 4th grade?

I would have laughed.

Grow up. I want to fly a plane today.

Really. You need to grow up.

Hey. Flying a plane is cool. You're just bitter that we call you tits mcgee.

Your boobs are visibly bigger.

It's because I show them off. Yours are secretly big.

I'd rather them be "secretly big" than gross and showy.

Mine aren't even like that. Someone just wrote boobs on Hollands knuckles.

Sex deprived theatre kids.

Wanna go art supply shopping with me this weekend?

YES!