I wish it'd be us getting married today.
I'd stand up in front of all these people and say
I love this woman.

And I'd look in your eyes and say
If you're Tara, I'll be Max.
If you're Gimme, I'll be Gotcha.
If you're Buck, I'll be your bike.
If you're Alice, I'll be your Astronaut.
And I'd carry Chicken to the car.
Even though if I knew she wasn't really asleep.