Friday, February 12, 2010

Through the roof 'n' underground

I never loved Joy Division or the Smiths or the Beatles. I know they're "what started music", that's actually not true. Black slaves did... hahahahahahahahaha, I'm serious though. Like Elvis Presley, he didn't start blues rock and roll. African Americans started playing blues jazz and dancing like there are babies trapped in their pants way before he did. I recently learned this from some guy I call my brother but he really isn't. I'm done, what do I know, right?

Today = Bust. I never use bust because it's ghey, but that's what it was.
I left school early (woop) only to be driven to the emergency room to sit with my dad, alone (noop)
He's all better now.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Hey, Champ

I'm not just going to act all nonchalant about valentines day like the people who don't have valentines do. I do have a valentine this year, means nothing but I have one. I also don't know what to do because I haven't had a valentine since fucking fifth grade which was Andy, my best friend. I just wish I had my friends to celebrate this holiday with, instead of receiving awkward gifts and cheesy cards. Last year was a horrible year. We're not going to the bottle for this holiday this year, I'm going home. Why? Because I'd rather be at home, with my mother drinking boba, than at school, being surrounded by unwanted awkwardness.

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I've been wanting to let that out all week.
A fart?
No.
An emotional fart.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Should I kill anyone who says there's no such thing as an "emotional fart"?
Yes, I will.
Weapon of choice?
Envelope opener.

P.S. I miss Sam :( Sam is in Canada for the Olympics. I hope she wins something cool. Like bacon.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Just play tragic

What a no good very bad day. I'm beginning to grow fussy.



edit:

Who I'd like to Meet:

Someone who wears flip flops in the winter time.
Lauren Silva

Someone who makes me grilled chicken every night for dinner.
Lauren Silva

Someone who "accidently" spoons me at sleep overs.
Lauren Silva

Someone who likes to eat big stick popsicles at 9:00 am.
Lauren Silva

Someone who can have baked lays chips for lunch everyday.
Lauren Silva

Someone who owns midriff shirts and midriff shirts only.
Lauren Silva

Someone who can help me survive in the wild.
Lauren Silva

Someone who is an experienced canoe maker.
Lauren Silva

Someone who sucks at pool and lets me win all the time.
Lauren Silva

Someone who can carry me on her back as she takes her morning jog.
Lauren Silbaa

Someone who likes to creep on peoples houses whom she's obsessed with *cough*claire*cough*.
Lauren Silva

Someone who I can picture walking around in a red loincloth.
Man Cub Silva

Someone who can eat raw chicken.
Lauren Silva

Someone who yells at me when I burn my own fucking pasta.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would eat the apple she just smoked out of.
Lauren Silva

Someone who say's they "hate cats".
Gaby 'the lier' Saucedo

Someone who doesn't fuck up my bed if I don't tell them something important.
Lauren Silva

Someone who loves black guys too...
Lauren Silva

Kim Kardashian?
Lauren Silva

Someone who lets me borrow their gym membership card.
Lauren Silva

Someone who helps me make a cream of mushroom and baking soda volcano.
Lauren Silva

Someone who's a fellow tree climber.
Lauren Silva

Brad Pitt.
Lauren Silva.

Someone to walk me down the invisible isle.
Lauren Silva

Someone who's going to sit in the passenger seat of my two seated rocket ship.
Lauren Montes

Someone who I can play Left4Dead with.
Lauren Silva

Someone who brings me my favorite snacks when I'm hungry.
Lauren Silva

Someone who farts when they laugh too hard.. In math class.
Lauren Silva

Someone who's Kt's light bulb in her tanning bed.
Lauren Silva

Someone who is four days older than me.
Lauren Saliva

Someone who only wears sports bra's and pull over hoodies.
Lauren Silva..

Someone who is the best person to go to shows with.
Lauren Silva

Someone who helped me put lip gloss in Hannah Bui's pencil bag freshmen year and later get in trouble for it.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would some day live next door to Mrs. Chupacabra (mrs choopie)
Lauren Silva

Someone who got swirlied with me by Jessica Santolla..
Lauren Silva

Someone who broke Jessica Santolla's phone and actually felt bad about it.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would help me steal mountain dew and diet coke bottles from the vending machine.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would deface the senior wall by putting our names up there.
Lauren Silva

Someone who's always ready to POUNCE.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would have balls and steal seniors cookies to their senior potluck two years in a row.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would eat Golden Spoon across a 12 foot table with me.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would romantically serenade me on the piano when I'm feelin' blue.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would properly sing 'Cheer up Charlie'.
Lauren Silva

Someone who would let me thread her buttcrack.
Lauren Silva........

Someone who's the ugliest mofo on dis planet.
Lauren Silva

Someone who is my bud through and through.
Marc Brown.

Why so much about Lauren Silva? Because I miss her...

Monday, February 8, 2010

I like this







edit: thank you for making me feel better.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

The cause of time

Friday Saturday and Sunday were beautiful days.

Friday: Had sushi and watched that dumb movie with lauren (#2) and gaby

Saturday: Saw isabella vu for a while, then skipped over to gaby's party and hung out with evvvveerrryyone, I mean everyone.

Sunday: Woke up and threw clothes on and got picked up by zack jess and andrew to go to Omar's where they have birds.. Birds that just sit on wooden sticks and chains waiting to be fed and held, then to have breakfast/ lunch at Lucille's in brea, then drove around down town LA with andrew going to different pet shops and all the good stuff. Then came home to see my cousin whom I haven't seen in years. I don't care about who won or lost the super bowl.

*sigh* I haven't had an exciting weekend in a while. And tomorrow, I hang out with my best bud whom I haven't seen nor hung out with in a very very long time, I miss her dearly.

I'm beat, I believe I've eaten myself into a food coma for the second time this weekend so nbd. I miss andrew already, I like hanging out with him. I'm constantly smiling or laughing around him, never a dull moment with that kid. We're going on eight years of bestfriendmenship. THAT'S A WORD.

P.S. I finally got the bracelet I used to stare at online but never saved enough money to actually buy it. Izzy's generous millionaire donation from her jewelry collection.

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

You're walkin' around, being a skag

I miss old No Doubt, when they were good.

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I've been making a lot of these kind of posts.

Friday, February 5, 2010

No time for title, I'm watching Twister

It's gaby's birthday today.
But most importantly, national nutella day.
We had sushi and watched dear john, like every fucking girl our age would on a friday night. Three cheers to being average.

Love of my life number four

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Cold dust girl

International day was hilarious. I went to both rallies and skipped second period. And fifth. I had lunch in Amerige and got beat up by my wife, all on time for sixth period.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

In addition to my weekly dose

It won't leave my head.


A piece of god's butt cheek

The only man I'd be dtf, lulz
Copy cat? Yes, I now.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Pure infatuation

I think I'm in love

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Skeleton swoon

Good night
Bad dream
Same morning

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

24 blue 19 coconut

Today was my first Rugby game. First game = first win. Woowoo

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edit: Avi Buffalo @Fingerprints record store, long beeach
see ya sucka

Friday, January 29, 2010

Loophole in my dreaming

She was up all night. Kicking Red's ass and making all of Rosary her bitch.

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Edito: because I have nothing to do.

Someone asked you for a kiss, you'd say?
What is your name

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
I'd say so

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Avi Buffalo's free show at Fingerprints record store looong beeeach.

Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
Longer den ma bewbz

Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
I almost broke her car, no

Are you in the middle of texting someone?
I am actually

Would you tattoo someones name on you?
I regretfully considered it, on my ass

Have you smiled recently?
Yes, yes I have

What will you be doing this weekend?
Game tomorrow, show later in the day, lauren and grandparents on sunday

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
Your guess was wrong you stereotypical whore.

Do you understand football?
Never will

Where is your mom right now?
Watching the news.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Normally do

Have you ever been around someone who was high or drunk?
I have

Do you know anybody that's changed into someone completely different?
I guess so, people do what they do. It happens

Are you happy with life at the moment?
Es fine

Do you love coffee?
I don't love it

Do you swear often?
Yes

Is the last person you texted a he or a she?
HESHE

What is the first thing you thought of this morning?
I have to fucking pee

Do you like anyone right now?
Meh, I queso

Do they go to your school?
Yes they do

How many drugs are in your system?
About twelve, right off the bat

If you were offered to smoke some weed right now would you accept?
No second question needed

Do you think it makes him weak if a guy cries?
It'd make him funnier than what he probably looks while sobbing

Do you know any one who committed suicide?
Oddly enough, yes

Are your fingernails painted?
Ussh, no

Have you ever seen the last person that text messaged you in person?
Yesterday

Do you like walking in the rain?
No, I don't like getting pneumonia

Do you know anyone who is bisexual?
It's sad that it exists, yes

How about gay or lesbian?
Of course, of course

Are you single or taken?
Semi-happily single

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
Under-roos, yeah

Where do you keep your money?
In my mouth

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
In my mini refrigerator in my room, YOUNGMONEY, hahahahaha

Do you have strange dreams?
Every night

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/​​​​​​girlfriend drinks?
Noo

Would you ever take someone back after they cheated on you?
Nope

You never leave home without what?
Clothes.

You win two backstage passes to meet the Jonas Brothers, you?
BURN THEM.. or take a knife in and hide it in my boot.

Do you break things when you are mad?
Necks

Is good grammar attractive?
I think it is, but don't be a proper unnecessary dick, you can tell when someone's trying too hard.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
First rugby game tomorrow :/ nervous

Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?
It doesn't matter to me

Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Obviously someone

When someone says "We need to talk", what runs through your mind?
After Oprah

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Obviously five believers

Lol, "where do yoou go on sundays.." the guy in the brown suit is the best.



Been wearin' it since my fourteenth birthday

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Post dramatic

One thousand stitches in time save nine lives. So they take one thousand today and save nine tomorrow.

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I like the pictures that make me feel different every time I see them.
I don't know what I would do with out lauren.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Stealing souls to scrapbook

I have text book paper cuts on my veins. Studying is not as bad as it was last year.

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Kids on holiday

I got home at six o'clock. Went from school, straight to fullerton college library to study for four hours while trying to eat goldfish and cheese-itz quietly. I've been thinking of making a Flikr, but I don't want to share my photos nor do I want to watch the world. I'm very skeptical about it. I don't want to turn into one of those 'people'. I'm not that passionate. As soon as you know it, I'll switch from Blogger to Tumblr. From Facebook to Formspring. No.

I just about hated all of my friends for a good fifteen or so minutes today. I'm better now.

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imissmybestfriend

A sight to behold

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