Update on life.
Aka, all the pictures on my phone.
Even stuff from a while back. No one's keeping track.
Don't judge me.

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I haven't posted an ugly picture in a while.
I wouldn't dare put a picture of the dress I'm wearing right now.
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Paper towels are classy.

Only some of my favorite things

I don't want to leave.
So don't. Stay here with me.
We'll start a jazz band.

You could never be a vegetable,
Because even artichokes have hearts.

I wish it'd be us getting married today.
I'd stand up in front of all these people and say
I love this woman.

And I'd look in your eyes and say
If you're Tara, I'll be Max.
If you're Gimme, I'll be Gotcha.
If you're Buck, I'll be your bike.
If you're Alice, I'll be your Astronaut.
And I'd carry Chicken to the car.
Even though if I knew she wasn't really asleep.

Lawl to these pictures!
Thank you Jaders

Thoughts from two hours ago:

- Why are all animals adorable when they're little.
- Why do they grow up to look like they want to kill you.
- Why is it hardly ever gloomy past one o'clock.
- What is Lady Gaga doing right now.
- Should I get a T9 or T7 at Taco Bell today.
- Why the fuck do my dogs keep killing birds in my backyard.
- Ray Bradbury, why are you the way you are.
- I wish I wasn't so typical at times.
- Why won't my head ache go away.
- If I was a guy, I wonder what my name would be.
- That girl is ugly.
- Is that me that smells? Or is it my math teacher.
- Yup, it's her.
- Get your butt out of my face while I'm studying.
- *sigh*
- I'm either in love or my hormones are fucked up.

"Oh, it's just Max from the Little Mermaid..."

Freshman year till the day we die. Bffl.

"I would feel much better if I thought there was any other reason
to keep away the beauty from the dirt"

If only I had a life apart from worrying about other things.
That's a separate story.
Our human race disappoints me greatly.
We're embarrassing.
And I've found out I'm not the only one who thinks so.
The planet would be better off with out us.
It'd be a lot like Venus.

Whaddup, got to ride twice.




Someone got too excited on the ride...



It was awesome, except for the fact that the stupid dumb fucks from servite were there.

I just finished writing/copying Liz Coy's debate essay as my own.
Again.
This is the second time I've used one of her many essays.
Except this time I'm at a different school.
Life is good.
And I love her.

I also made a nice add.
I bull shitted most of it just to fill in space.
The debate was about piercing and tattoos with/with out parental consent.
Good 'ol days in speech class.

In all seriousness.




Casually getting my Ron-Weasley-on while waiting for my dad in the hospital.


Hahahahhahahahahah, I couldn't resist.