I'm going to let you guess who is who in the conversation:

Someone just said tits mcgee and they all laughed. What is this 4th grade?

I would have laughed.

Grow up. I want to fly a plane today.

Really. You need to grow up.

Hey. Flying a plane is cool. You're just bitter that we call you tits mcgee.

Your boobs are visibly bigger.

It's because I show them off. Yours are secretly big.

I'd rather them be "secretly big" than gross and showy.

Mine aren't even like that. Someone just wrote boobs on Hollands knuckles.

Sex deprived theatre kids.

Wanna go art supply shopping with me this weekend?

YES!

I was laughing then wondered if it was real.
I fuck bricks

Go explore those other women,
The geography of their bodies but there's just one map you'll need.

people and their proms.

edit: amanda, I kill you.

A new favorite. My sister fell asleep while watching Adventure Time with me so I resorted to watching Turner Classic Movies and watched the end of Please Don't Eat the Daisies. Musicals are cool. Woody Allen is even cooler.

You said you could be my dream I could have you every night
And if by morning, I'd forgotten you, well no big deal, that'd be alright
'Cause you're the reoccurring kind

Since I have no more pages in my molskine, I will resort to using this and not just putting a bunch of pictures I like. I don't like when people just spill everything and start talking about someone or something figuratively. I know I'm guilty of it, so I'll end that now.

I will stop speaking figuratively and stop writing like I'm too afraid to say something. I know people read this, I don't care who does. I'll be short and right to the point of how I feel this morning.

Claire is the greatest most understanding friend, I love her dearly.
Gaby is frustrated with Lauren and wants to kill her.
Amanda is being inappropriate towards me with her comments.
Jade thinks my ass has soul.
Lauren... Who knows.

And I, I am at home doing homework and waking up to subconsciously spooning my bath mat dog and I'm okay with it. Last night I felt like throwing up with what was going on, but there will be other times far worse to come.

I feel better. Except I'm hungry.

Edit:
So my mom found video's of me when I was a baby.
I kind of wish I knew what my first language was.
And my real mother.



lol jk I saw this on facebewk

From time to time you screamed.
With out reason.
Sometimes with reason.
Yes, sometimes with reason.

You listened as I spoke Italian, German,
Russian, French. I studied for my exams.
You screamed. Sometimes with reason.
Time passed, with out reason.
You screamed. With out reason.

Yesterday I went to my grandparents house they just bought. I was walking around the back yard and I found a plum, lemon and peach tree along with some finches flying around and a tall chinese tree with cannabis like leaves.

you make me want to start using coconut shampoo again.

A day late and it's okay. I meant to put something up by at least 11 but the video.. I mean, evidence.. of gaby abusing me while watching judge judy this morning, wouldn't upload. And since it's I hate gaby week:



The gay 'slumber party' was gay:









Lauren being bitter about her loss of dignity

When I'm bored I always seem to subconsciously look through random peoples pictures on facebook. It's kind of weirded me out that I've found me and my friends in the background of a couple pictures. Here are just two that I have:





Yet again, Gaby's face is always my favorite. LB's face looks like she's eating sour poop.
All of sophomore year = mad-dogging ugly bitches.

All sorts of awesome.

10. What are you craving right now?
gaby: sex
cristina: sex

11. Do you floss?
gaby: quit hiting on me.
cristina: i dont swing that way.

14. Are you emotional?
gaby: i cry while watching 19 kids and counting
cristina: i cry while while watching the finale of guys big bite

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
gaby: what?
cristina: there is a song about vaginas?

24. Are your parents strict?
gaby: tell me about it
cristina; let me read you me yearbook

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
gaby: i'd do more than just go out to lunch with him
cristina: who let the dogs out

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
gaby: if by patatos you mean my breasts yes.
cristina: i'm peeing right now

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
gaby: yeah, edward cullen in the corner over there
cristina: my crouch

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
gaby: what?
cristina: did i leave on of my video games in here?

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
gaby: hans solo.
cristina: (censored because she said somthing about my mother)

41. Are you too forgiving?
gaby + cristina: what?

49. Boys or girls?
gaby: boys
cristina: girls

52. Last time you cried?
gaby: NYB
cristina: lauren kruger

61. The last person you held hands with?
gaby; cristina
cristina: gaby

65. Do you like your life right now?
gaby: what?
crisitna: why does that lady have balloons in her picture?


43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
gaby: cristina what are you doing tom?
cristina: gaby what are you doing tom?

GAY


and

The C.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. System:

C-crepes for bribery
R- roofies
I- ice for your roofied beverage
S- stealthily as a snake
T- topsy turvy
I- inter breeding
N- not likin' it?
A- ama do it anyways.

Whaddup music.

ugh, the survey I had on here was obnoxious and too long.